69: Imaginary Hobbes: The Onion Suit

The author writes:
In the same vein as the Imaginary Garfield series over on Square Root of Minus Garfield, I decided to put Hobbes' words back while attributing them to Calvin's mind. After all, isn't that more true than in Garfield?

Original Calvin & Hobbes strip: 1986-11-18.

Original iToons strip: No. 59: Calvin Minus Hobbes.

Transcript
Calvin {standing on the sidewalk in an onion costume}: Thanks for waiting for the bus with me, Hobbes. I feel like an idiot in this onion suit. Calvin: I'll be glad when this stupid play is over. Calvin: {thinking} '''OH NO! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! A PRODUCE TRUCK!''' {Calvin jumps in alarm.} {Calvin vanishes.} Calvin: {nonetheless thinking} Just kidding!