626: The Statistically Unfunniest iToons Strip Ever

Explanation
The original description sums it up pretty well. You can check out the voted captions for this cartoon here.

It might be interesting to note the funniest possible captions that ended up being chosen:
 * “Turns out they only check to see if you return the shoes.”
 * “The downstairs neighbors? What is it this time?”
 * “Or we could get a burglar alarm.”

Additionally, this is no longer the statistically unfunniest caption between the data sets. Comic #837 had one response that had a whopping 83 votes, all deeming it unfunny. The caption is "In introvert would have completed it entirely or have been sitting here still, and an extravert would have certainly drawn a phallic symbol. No, this is the work of someone more devious, an ambivert perhaps, [gasp]... Moriarty!"

The author writes
This caption was pulled from The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest Dataset, for cartoon #796 (April 11, 2022). It was rated as the unfunniest caption out of 5604 possible picks. 60 people voted on it, and all of them said it was not funny.

I chose this specific cartoon because it's the first one I came across that (1) was an actual attempt at a joke and not spam, (2) had no swearing or offensive language, and (3) had no "somewhat funny" or "funny" votes. The 2nd "worst" caption was also entirely voted to be not funny, but had only 56 votes instead of 60.

Attribution: Jain, L., Jamieson, K., Mankoff, R., Nowak, R., Sievert, S., (2020). The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest Dataset. Be warned that this page contains some strong language.

Transcript
{A man and woman are standing in an apartment, with bowling pins and bowling balls strewn across the floor} Caption: "You strike me as a pinhead."