227: There are apples I remember all my life, though some have changed

Explanation
In the original, Man 2 had no "audible" response to Man 1's clarification that, yes, he was asking for Man 2's lifetime total of apples eaten; here, he offers more specific choices, including video game apples. This implies that Man 2 has such figures available, and since Man 1's question was just for the sake of technically fulfilling the instruction on a sticky note, he realizes he doesn't want to know the answer, or possibly be around someone who stores such useless knowledge, and decides to leave.

The title is a play on a line from the Beatles song "In My Life"; its use as a base for the title was likely inspired by Man 2's line, "...Like, in my life?".

The author writes:
Original xkcd strip: #1976: Friendly Questions.

Transcript
Man 1: Hey! Man 2: Oh, hi! {Man 1 consults a sticky note. It has only one list item, but it is numbered nonetheless.} Sticky Note: Normal human conversation 1. Ask them about themselves Man 1: How many ...apples... have you eaten? Man 2: ...Like, in my life? Man 1: Yes. Man 2: Real, dream, video game, or total? {Stunned and perhaps disturbed by the offer of such a detailed answer to his attempt at small talk, Man 1 has only one response.} Man 1: ...I should go. Man 2: OK.